May - Goodbye year two.

In all honesty, where does the time go? I feel like I only started my first year at university a week ago and now I am technically a third year. This can’t be the case; I just cannot be one of them. This is un-cool and unfair, I need a master plan of what to do with my adult life after uni and I think so far all I have is to stay at uni forever. What am I going to do without my class? How can I cope knowing that I won’t see Sophie on a weekly basis, so we can judge everyone who is less perfect than we are – there is a lot of people that fall into that category obvs, and stake out the best looking boys that attend the college – for the record there are a lot of those too. How can I cope without Abi and Liane? I owe them half of my degree as it is, so when I need to make even bigger life choices how am I going to do it on my own? Mel, with her baby bump, which I know will not be there forever, but my weekly feels make my life that little bit more exciting. Adam, and his laugh that could literally wake up the dead, and of course my lovely Bethman, our own personal flower fairy, who makes me feel like the princess that I obviously am. The group is one of a kind and without them I think I will be lost, my life at university would have been a totally different experience if they were not in my class, and I feel lucky to have met them all, but for now, we have one more year together, so all is not lost.

Last exam of the year, AND IT’S SUNNY! This only means one thing, lets ring Amber and we’re going to the beer garden! Yay, its summer and its wine o’clock the perfect combination in life, only one more thing left of year two to look forward too, class night out!

So it has arrived, it is the final night out, it’s time to celebrate as a group that we have finished our second year we have all worked so hard at, blow off the steam that we have held in for the last 9 months, and of course, drink more wine than we should be allowed too, not melly belly of course, I don’t think it’ll be approved of while she’s 8 months pregnant! Better luck next year, and of course Beccy is coming along for the ride, as an additional member and I’m sure she’ll drink Mel’s share of the wine no problem! First stop tea, and the wine is flowing already, there is only one way this is going to end, with a sick night bitches.

What happened last night? Dancing until 5 in the morning? ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT? Hardcore until we die, but couldn’t have spent a better night with a better gang, I cannot wait until the third year, if this is how we go out in the second...

April - Poorly Edith, oh heck

So, a day off work, chilling with Chris and Amber, and we know what is an excellent idea – TRAFFORD CENTRE, is yes, in theory this is a great plan and then... You’re driving along the motorway having a great time, DOING 35 miles per hour. It is the most embarrassing time of my life, I am one of those drivers, who get really angry when other drivers are oblivious to the fact they are doing half the speed limit in which they are legally allowed/supposed to do, and then hey ho, here we are and I am one of those drivers, being over taken by the granny mobiles chugging gently along past me. I think I have entered hell, it has to be the only option, I can smell burning so I know the only option I have is to pull into the hard shoulder, hiya green flag come and pick me up please?

It’s raining, it’s cold and all I want to do is get a belly full of TGI’s, but no Edith is being naughty and does not want us to get to Manchester, and to top the WHOLE day off, the Green flag man is actually laughing, erm, excuse me mister green flag man, why you be laughing at me? I have a poorly car and have been stood in the cold for a good 40 minutes, high priority I think not!

Mister Green flag man is laughing at me, because some-how with my gangster driving, I have accomplished burning out my clutch, BRILLIANT, just the news I was hoping he would give me, Oh Edith, why you be so mean? I know she’s an old girl but there is just no need to be so naughty ALL the time is there?

There is more horse power in three men pushing, than there is left in my poor little Edith :(
Looks like it's time for you to recover off road naughty!

 

April - Look out world, munters are still on tour

It feels like it has been a life time since the munters were together tearing it up. Melissa, Beccy and I back together in action, showing Manchester Warehouse project how it’s done. New location, but still getting ready and sleeping in Melissa’s same death trap of a student house, I mean come on, it has three floors of the worlds STEEPEST stairs! Back in September last year, when we went to the Warehouse project for mine and Beccy’s big 20^th birthday, we decided that wearing heels was a great idea, yeah that would have worked if Melissa’s house wasn’t booby trapped, I may have been set up to be more stable for the rest of the night. Everyone knows the saying is start as you mean to go on, right? Well, I now know it all too well. I started the night falling down Melissa’s stairs from top to bottom. So, to return this time round, knowing I will be travelling up and down the stairs in flat shoes is a joyous thought, and most appreciated, however, what is the betting I decide that doing a roly poly or something down them is the best idea that could ever come to me in 2k12? The night is still young, so time can only tell!

The morning after the night before; what the heck happened last night? The first thought to enter my mind is SICK NIGHT BITCHES, Warehouse never fails to disappoint! Made bare new mates for the night, drank too many Kopparbergs to the point of being sick on Melissa’s leg, turns out that is not in the best friend hand book of top 20 things to do with your best friend, and I will probably never, ever, ever live it down. However, no harm, no foul and it appears she has forgiven me for now! I am SO glad I am not designated driver on these kind of trips as Edith saw better days in the 90s and is referred to as a tin can on wheels. So therefore, Beccy is driver and I am passenger seat sleeper, it is a difficult role to fill, however it is one I am prepared to take this one time. Its nights like these that make me remember how fortunate I am, to be able to experience some once in a life time opportunities, with two of my soul mates. We may not get many pictures, but when we do we look genuinely in love and know we do not need anyone else! I could not wish for two better friends, to share my life with, LONG LIVE THE MUNTERS.